If they ask you question you say "I do not speak English" and yes really say "NO ENGLISH". If they say where are you going you say, "to see a friend in hotel" everything else is, "I no speak English" In fact if anyone on the street asks questions on the way about sex, massage, ladies, sea food, suits, anything just say I speak "NO English" and walk off. The reason is is "NO ENGLSIH" is because the touts and taxi drivers are experts at engaging you with conversations and persuading you to go to a place where they get commission.
Trust us we know
Q: What are your opening times?
A: 12 noon until 12 middnight.
This means if you walk in 1 second to midnight and take a lady, you will still get the Annie's up to 90 minutes. We also offer outcall 24 hours a day. (staff numbers permitting)
Q: What is the best time to come in to see the most staff?
A: I am afraid there is no one best time to come to and visit, due to us not knowing when customers are going to walk in or out. Our staff work on a rotating shift basis, We have about 80+ staff on our books. If you walk in and see 80 staff then we are very quite. If you walk in and see 1 staff we are very busy. All we can tell you is the time when we have the least staff, this is when we first open in the morning at 12 noon and just after we close. The time when the split shift are both working is a 5pm which you would expect meant more ladies but many people know this so this is when more customers come in but more customers means more ladies being taken so less ladies to choose..
Do you serve couples?
A: Yes we do.
We have staff that are trained for taking care of couples. This is both for outcall and in our rooms.
Q: Do you have male massage staff?
A: As a licensed parlor we are not allowed male or ladyboy staff to take care of customers in our rooms for callouts. Please do not email us this question, and once I have told you we do not, please do not email me asking where and how much etc. we don't know.
Q: Do you offer Taxi commission?
A: No we do not
Q: Do you have a none Thai extra charge?
A: No we do not.
Q: If have anymore questions, what should I do?
A: Please email us
Q: Do you have an email address?
A: Yes it is firstname.lastname@example.org
Q: Can I Take More Than One Member Of Staff At A Time?
A: For Sure, we recommend this.
Q: Do you have a telephone number?
A: Sure Thing
02 251 5680
Q: Can I Take One Of Your Staff Out For Service and/or Private Time With Them Outside Of Your Place? Or a in house booking in advance?
A: If you want a takeout or for us to send a girl to you, the earliest you can have the lady for call out 12 midday, The fee will cover you for at least one full service and massage on request if not more. If you want a lady to stay for a longer period of time, as in for more than a few hours, please advise us of this on your booking as of course she may have other bookings that day or engagements outside of work and we do not want clashes. Our ladies are more than willing to go out with you and be an escort/tour guide if needed. Our lady can stay with you from the time she has come to you until breakfast the next morning.
For a booking or an out call we need you to confirm
What country you told the hotel you come from
Hotel you are staying in.
Time of booking
date of booking
Lady or ladies you want to book.
A rough idea of how long you will want our lady for as in a few hours over night and time of leaving so we can clear it with her as well.
For both in house and takeout bookings 90 minutes before the time you want us to send the lady to you, please telephone our number on our website. We can only keep our girls waiting for you for up to 30 minutes after you confirmed booking time as after this, we will have to let our lady go to another booking or waiting customer. If you can not make a booking tell us a.s.a.p. If you only know you can not make a booking within 48 hours before your booking please telephone us direct as we may not get chance to check E-mails within that 48 hours.
Q: What Are Your prices?
A: For prices please email us directly email@example.com
Q: Do I Need To Tip After Service, or are there any other charges besides what I see on you prices page?
A: Prices are inclusive besides some of the more exotic things that some customer may ask for. For more details on your personnel exotic requests please speak directly to our on duty mamasan for help. Prices quoted vie email will cover your standard services, besides drinks that you may wish to order extra. There are no other fees, meaning a tip is not required, one of our ladies would of course be very happy if your showed them your gratitude vie maybe a little extra but this is your choice.
Q: Do Your Ladies have regular health Checks?
Annie’s is a licensed massage parlor. In our local area there are only 3 at present. Plaza Entertainment Darlings and Annie’s Part of holding this license which we have had from the day of opening in 1972 is we get regular checks on our ladies health and there papers regarding, country of residence as it is illegal to have any person working in a legal venue that is not Thai STD checks are all done by an outside group which is part of the local police station. The Police department that visits us may ask for a viewing of these regular health checks on our ladies and they also check for the authenticity of these papers. You are also more than welcome do view these papers if you visit us. If a venue dose not have a license, a different group of police will visit them from time to time but they do not ask for the health check papers thus they have no outside responsibilities regarding this area. Illegal parlors, clubs, lounges bars etc’s health papers in this case will be done for the most on a ad hock basis depending on the views and wants of the of the owner. We keep this license as a statement to our clients of the respect we have for not only them but also our ladies and the laws of my country the Kingdom of Thailand. As you can guess it would be far more easy for us not to carry this license as many venues choose not to. Please be safe first
Q: Can You Describe The Services You Offer ?
A: Please do not send us E-mails asking us to explain what services we offer and to describe them in full, with feelings and what happens from start to end. I am sure you can figure out what we offer. If you ask us this question, we will ignore it. We are a Soapy Massage Parlour, figure it out. Or go to Google and type in soapy Massage you will get a clue from that maybe.
Q: Can I Take Pictures of Your Place and/or Your Ladies?
A: We do not allow pictures of the inside of our venue and/or our ladies whilst working in it. If you have a takeout and you want to take pictures of the member of our staff, please ask for her permission first and if she agrees, Annie's Soapy Massage Bangkok has no rules regarding this, as it is up to the lady themselves
Q: Can You E-mail Me Pictures Of Your Staff?
A: As I am sure you understand it is not the dream of every lady that her picture be used for internet reason advertising themselves as working in a Bangkok Massage Soapy in Bangkok. This means that very few of our ladies want this to happen. Any lady that has no problems with her picture being used for internet reasons already has their pictures on this website. There are no more to send so do not send emails asking for other pictures of our ladies.
Q: Can I Get It Cheaper Or Get Discounts?
A: Please do not E-mail us asking for discounts, free transport from the airport, booking of your hotels for you, asking questions about general tourism in Thailand and places to go for food, clean toilets, whatever. We do not offer discounts, we do not give advise on other places that are not us, so please do not send us emails asking this, as we will not reply
Q: Can you give me directions on how to get from my hotel to you.
I am sorry we do not know every hotel in Thailand, where it is, how many staff they have and all the different ways of getting to us from all the hotels in Thailand. If you send us an email asking this, it will be ignored or we will just send you information for the sake of it but nothing to do with directions. If you need full detailed information, go to Google and type in the name of our place into Google places or Google maps and there will be a very high quality map there, also if you type into Google maps the name of your hotel, Google will give you full directions and best ways of getting to us. Also please do not ask us for directions to other places of interest in Bangkok, the airport, Pattaya, or other nightlife venues. Google is good for this, not us.